LaSalle Professor Brings Strippers Into The Classroom

This prof better not get into any trouble. It's a business class and who knows more about makin' cake than strippers? They can squeeze the last buck out of the biggest piker on the planet. They know how to run a cash business and understand how volume and revenues affect profits. Those are business principles, people. Besides, what makes a good teacher? Audio and visual aids and real world examples for the students. Our colleges and universities need more people like professor Rappaport, not less. I say no harm, no foul. Right on, Jack - teach your ass off!

Is It Sexy Or Sad When Old Strippers Attack Young Strippers?

Dancers' Knife Fight Lands 1 In Hospital

Indianapolis - A knife fight involving two exotic dancers outside a club on Indianapolis' west side landed one of the women in the hospital over the weekend. Indianapolis police said Gwendola Barnett, 43, and Mika Smith, 22, got into an argument over the number of private dances Smith had been performing at Patty's Show Club, at 2014 W. Washington St. Barnett and Smith went outside the club at about 8 p.m. Saturday, police said. Smith grabbed a knife out of her pocket and stabbed Barnett four times in the arms, breaking one of them, investigators said. Barnett was taken to Methodist Hospital, where she was listed in fair condition on Sunday. Smith was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery.

Old stripper versus young stripper.  The classic battle.  Like the Hatfields and the McCoys.  Is it okay to ride the fence on this one?  I mean I feel for the oldie oldster cuz she probably isn't gettin' the same number of handjobs in the Champagne Room that she used to.  On the other hand, it's not the young chick's fault that Gypsy Rose Lee is all wrinkled and dried up and shit.  I'd hate to be the club owner, cuz clearly one of 'em has to go.  If you have a heart, you're gonna keep the 43 year-old whore you've been bangin' for years and tell the young 'un to take a hike.  They come along all the time and are a dime a dozen.  But if you're a cold-blooded businessman you're gonna keep the newbie that's bringin' in the bucks.  Ahh, you crazy strippers, you're drivin' me nuts!  

Two Men Robbed After Hiring Strippers From Craigslist To Come To Their Condo

MINNEAPOLIS - A couple young Minneapolis men who hired two exotic dancers they found on Craigslist ended up getting robbed at gunpoint. The guys, who are both in their mid-20s, spent an evening drinking and celebrating last weekend. They decided to cap off their evening with entertainment provided by exotic dancers. However, barely two minutes after the women showed up at an Uptown condo, two men armed with guns burst into the unit. The victims told police the robbers forced them at gunpoint to stay in a bathroom while they raided the place, taking off with cell phones, wallets, bags and a watch. “It is a terrible idea to invite total strangers into your house, especially after you have been drinking,” said Minneapolis Lt. Mike Fossum. “You are going to be set up for a future burglary or you are going to get a home-invasion that night...”

No shit, Sherlock. As the cop went on to say, if you want to see strippers, go to a strip joint. Either that or call these ladies back to the condo, hide in the bushes with a couple of shotguns and when their boyfriends drop them off, spring from the weeds and blow their heads off. No, wait, just go to the titty bar. Pay attention!

Strippers Gone Wild!!!

Nerlend Previlon

Stripper used shoe as weapon, police say
PORTLAND, ME - A scuffle between two exotic dancers at a strip club on Riverside Street has led to a felony charge against one of the women, who police say attacked the other with a stiletto-heeled shoe. Portland police were called to PT's Showclub at 222 Riverside St. at 11:30 p.m. Saturday for a report of a fight between two workers. They found that a fight had broken out between two of the strippers. Camile Robenek, 30, of South Portland had pushed Nerlend Previlon, 25, of Malden, Mass., to the floor, police said. Previlon got up swinging one of her high-heel shoes, police said, hitting Robenek in the head and face. Robenek was taken to Maine Medical Center, where she was treated for facial injuries and released. She was issued a summons to appear in court on a charge of simple assault. Previlon was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, accused of using a weapon in the melee. The police report did not indicate the reason for the fight, which occurred on the main floor of the club, not on stage. A call to the club was not returned by press time. Aggravated assault is punishable by as much as five years in prison and a $5,000 fine, though penalties are typically significantly less. Simple assault is a misdemeanor, punishable by as much as 364 days in jail and a $2,000 fine.


Another day, another stripper catfight.  I gotta admit though, it sounds like Nerland (probably not her stage name, right?) had every right to defend herself.  It says Camile (probably not her stage name, right?) pushed poor Nerland to the floor first.  What's a poor girl to do?  Ya gotta get up and make that bitch eat some 6-inch heel, dontcha?  Free Nerland!  Free Nerland!  Bang.  Pay attention!

10,000 Strippers In Dallas? Wonder Where Tiger Woods & Charlie Sheen Will Be Next Weekend....

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'Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl'
DALLAS - A North Texas strip joint manager is looking to hire at least 100 more strippers to fill what he calls an exotic dancer shortage plaguing Dallas-Fort Worth because of the upcoming Super Bowl XLV . John Walsh, who manages Showtime Cabaret in Kennedale, said he currently employs 50 dancers but needs as many as 70 more, according to TMZ. To make the mark, Walsh made up fliers promising new dancers big money in a clean club near big Super Bowl events. Walsh told TMZ he is not the only understaffed exotic club in the area. In fact, Walsh said, DFW's 60 or so adult establishments are short a total of 10,000 exotic dancers. Arlington city officials said they expect to host 300,000 visitors during Super Bowl weekend, which puts the tourist-to-stripper ratio at about a hearty 30:1.