Can you say skank? How 'bout old, New Jersey skank? TMZ is reporting that this 48-year-old slut/psycho/fame-whore has signed a 3-year contract with Scores Gentleman's Club in New York for a live appearance and to appear on ScoresLive.com. Just what the world needs - another stripper past her prime. Hey, I guess it's what's aging slutbags do for a few bucks when they need to avoid food stamps. She kinda reminds me of Jorge Posada. They both know deep down inside it's time to walk away from the game gracefully, but they still think they have skills. Hey honey, you're bein' dropped to ninth in the batting order and that's only until we can figure out a way to get out of this without embarassing everyone involved. Your days of clutch hits and championships are long gone. Walk away while you can before we have to replace those hips. Bang. Done. Pay attention!
