Ow, ow and ow. Irish willy is a little uncomfortable just lookin' at these things. She's gotta use these puppies for both diddling and walking, right? The question is, which two holes get the treatment? I'm really hopin' she sticks at least one of 'em in her mouth because I think I've heard enough noise comin' outta that particular orifice to last me a lifetime. Can't wait 'til her fifteen minutes are up, cuz I don't think she's gonna get scooped up in The Rapture on Saturday.
