And if you give a shit, here's what the tattoo says:
It's her husband's wedding vows or some shit. What's the over/under before that thing gets lasered off? I'd say about three years. Sorry, but this chick just never did it for me. I mean, not even a twitch. And now we have to look at her preggo belly in a bikini? Sorry, but if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times - pregnant = one piece. Bang. Done. Pay attention!
