I'm callin' bullshit on this one. This chick can't possibly be 16, can she? I mean if she is, she's the oldest looking 16-year-old I've ever seen. Looks like she's been around the block more than a few times, like she's closer to 26 than 16. If she really is 16, imagine the absolute mess she'll be when she hits, say, 30. Enjoy her while you can, Doug Hutchison.
