Can Teen Bride Courtney Stodden Really Be 16 Years Old?

I'm callin' bullshit on this one.  This chick can't possibly be 16, can she?  I mean if she is, she's the oldest looking 16-year-old I've ever seen.  Looks like she's been around the block more than a few times, like she's closer to 26 than 16.  If she really is 16, imagine the absolute mess she'll be when she hits, say, 30.  Enjoy her while you can, Doug Hutchison.

16-Year-Old Courtney Stodden On Her 51-Year-Old Husband Doug Hutchison - "He's A Tiger"

DAILY MAIL - They have spent the last month defending their controversial marriage along with the 35-year-age gap. But it seems 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison and wife Courtney Stodden, 16, have not even come close to stopping when it comes to revealing intimate secrets of their unlikely union. 'He's a tiger,' Stodden told E! Online about Hutchison's bedroom performance after her husband said he wished he had been a virgin on their wedding night. 'It's fine that he wasn't.' 'You're so bad,' Hutchison said, nuzzling his pouting wife in the interview which aired today. The couple, who met online when Stodden signed up for acting classes on Hutchison's website, said they had not anticipated that their marriage would 'captivate the nation.' 'Globally, we have become the most controversial couple in the world,' said the actor, who starred in Tom Hanks film The Green Mile. 'We didn't anticipate that.' Stodden, who hopes to become an actress and singer, married Hutchison with her parents' blessing on June 21 in Las Vegas. Her husband today defended his wife in the wake of speculation that she has had surgery. 'A lot of the critics are saying that Courtney is a fake,' he said. 'That's she's a Barbie doll, fake boobs, fake lips, fake nose, fake hair - but God was her only plastic surgeon.' 'I was born this way out of the womb,' Stodden insisted. 'Like, hello world!'...

I'm startin' to think this guy is a total beard.  Courtney hooked up with him for the sole purpose of getting famous.  Total fame-whore.  But after watching this video, see if you don't agree that this dude probably has a bit of the gay in him.



A tiger in bed?  I don't think so.  More like a florist.  Such a shame too since slammin' this slutpiece looks like it would be a lot of fun.  Mark my words - this is just a huge ploy to develop a reality series.  He's gay and she's a fame wannabe.  Pay attention!

Courtney Stodden, The 16-Year-Old Who Married 51-Year-Old "Lost" And "Green Mile" Actor Doug Hutchison

Is this really legal?  Cuz I didn't think it was legal.  Really?  Oh well, looks like Dougie will spend about 5 years havin' the time of life, absolutely ruin this poor kid's life and then we'll all just move on.  In case case you're interested, Courtney is an "aspiring singer."  Here's a sample of her stuff: