Showing posts with label alicia keys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alicia keys. Show all posts

Monday, July 25, 2011

Alicia Keys Bikini Photos












And there ya have it.  Thunder thighs.  I seriously had no idea this chicks ass and legs were so fat.  Put some shorts on!  Pay attention!

Monday, July 18, 2011

Who Knew Alicia Keys Had Such Fat Legs?

Short: Alicia Keys made a fashion misjudgement when she decided to wear these unflattering denim hotpants
Stepson: Alicia enjoyed the company of her stepson Kasseem Jr as she went for a walk in SoHo, New York
Nanny state of mind: Alicia let the nanny push the pram while she held her stepson's hand
Cover up: Bashful Alicia realises her mistake and tries to hide her thighs with a brown paper bag
Sunshine fun: Alicia hides behind her shades as she looks after Kassem
Dressed down: Alicia Keys was almost unrecognisable in her day clothes and fuller figure
Sun hat: Little Kasseem donned his hat to get some shade from the summer sun


Total wank-off fantasy killer right here. I mean she's got cankles, cottage cheese thighs, calves like an offensive lineman and even though I didn't think it was possible - fat knees! Wow. I guess there's a reason she's always sittin' behind that piano.