Coming Soon To A Wedding Near You - The Bridal Bikini

Finally!  That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!  Something to make those insufferable wedding ceremonies palatable.  Nothing worse than sittin' in a sauna of a church on a Summer day just waiting for the ceremony to end so you can get to the reception and pound beers and try to smush a bridesmaid.  This is just the ticket to pass the time more pleasurably.  Put all the chicks in the wedding party in one of these things while you're at it.  Not sure what the pastor's gonna think though.  Most of 'em have a little bit of the gay.

"I Don't"

YahooNews

Man kills bride, best man, self at wedding party  

RIO DE JANEIRO – Brazilian authorities say a bridegroom fatally shot his new wife, his best man and then himself after announcing to horrified guests that he had a "surprise" for them. 

Police investigator Joao Brito says witnesses told officers that 29-year-old sales manager Rogerio Damascen a did not give any previous indication that anything was wrong at his wedding reception.

Brito said Monday that it is likely the slayings were premeditated because of the groom's announcement   andbecause he had hidden a gun in his father's pickup truck.

Twenty-five-year-old bride Renata Alexandre Costa Coelho and best man Marcelo Guimaraes were both killed in Saturday's murder-suicide.

A brother of the bride was treated at a hospital and released.