Coming Soon To A Wedding Near You - The Bridal Bikini

Finally!  That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!  Something to make those insufferable wedding ceremonies palatable.  Nothing worse than sittin' in a sauna of a church on a Summer day just waiting for the ceremony to end so you can get to the reception and pound beers and try to smush a bridesmaid.  This is just the ticket to pass the time more pleasurably.  Put all the chicks in the wedding party in one of these things while you're at it.  Not sure what the pastor's gonna think though.  Most of 'em have a little bit of the gay.