Nice Little Crash Caught On A Jewelry Store's Surveillance Camera

Wow, has there ever been a better time to rip off a jewelry store? Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. Ding, ding, ding! This is that moment when all the stars align and the cosmos is telling you to get jiggy with it. Maybe the best diversion I've ever seen. Everyone is checking on the sales guy to make sure he's okay. All ya gotta do is turn your back to the camera and scoop up a couple of gi-normous rocks and tell people you're gonna wait outside for the ambulance to show up. Can you say "lottery?" But of course that would be the wrong thing to do. Pay attention kiddies!

Jewelry Store Owner Takes Matters Into His Own Hands

This guy's got balls the size of church-bells. One of the thieves has a gun and the owner just doesn't give a shit. Try to rob me? I don't think so. See, I haven't paid my insurance premiums, so you're stealing right off the family dinner table here and that just ain't gonna happen. Great job Mr. Shopkeep - first round at the Speakeasy's on me.