Is This Robbery Real Or Fake? You Decide...

I think I'm gonna go fake on this one. Know why? Too much pee. It just seems to me that it came to fast and too hard if you know what I mean. Besides, you could always turn tail and run, right? I mean, the dude only had a knife.

Badass(es) Of The Day

First of all, I think I see bullet holes in the window. Second of all, although this dude is obviously a jackass, he's got balls the size of churchbells! The way he just nonchalantly walks away after plantin' his puss in the ground has to be admired. I think if the video kept rollin' we'd see him get up there and do it again. And if he failed again I think he'd just whip out the Glock and bust a few caps in that bike for bein' weak. Whole lotta balls. But wait...not quite the balls that THIS GUY has:

Whew!

Ho! Ho! Ho!