Showing posts with label porno. Show all posts
Showing posts with label porno. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2011

Did Marilyn Monroe Star In A Porno Film?




POST CHRONICLE - Did Marilyn Monroe star in a sex film before she became famous? Spanish Collector Mikel Barsa claims that he has a porn film starring Marilyn Monroe. The collector is asking for $500,000 for the sexually explicit 6.5 minute long black and white film. Of course, this was before Norma Jean Baker was Marilyn Monroe. The film is said to have been created in 1947, before Monroe was even 21-years-old. That's not to say she was underage though. The NYpost wrote, "The face of the woman in the film looks considerably different from the Monroe who emerged later as a star, but more similar to the Monroe seen in one of her first movies, 1949's "Love Happy," which shows the actress before she lost weight, added a beauty spot on her left cheek and became one of Hollywood's most enduring stars." The auction of the film will be on August 7 at a memorabilia collectors fair organized in Buenos Aires. Marilyn fans will continue to debate if she was ever a sex actress before the legendary actress we know her for today.

If this thing is real it will make the Pam Anderson sex tape look like a blip on the radar.  Most people will tell ya that Marilyn Monroe was the biggest sex symbol of all time.  There have been a few nude photos of her floating around forever, but actually having sex on film will be an enormous blockbuster.  My only question - who's the dude with her, President Kennedy or his brother Bobby?

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Porno Weather Forecast In USA Today



What the fuck is this?  The graphic artists at USA Today must have some serious time on their hands.  I guess this is what happens when you have Adobe Illustrator open in one tab and YouJizz open in the other.  Or maybe this was just a self portrait?  Anyway, can't wait to see the forecast for Phuket Beach....

Friday, July 1, 2011

"Rocky" Gets The Porn Parody Treatment - Here's The Trailer



Looks Oscar-worthy to me.  They must've spent more money on this epic than James Cameron did on Avatar.  Acting, production, direction, videography, set design, casting - this future classic has it all.  Move over Citizen Kane.  Move over Godfather.  Take a back seat Gone With The Wind.  Rocky XXX is about to change the Hollywood landscape forever.  Or not.....

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Fame Whore



ThePostChronicle
The woman who shot Joey Buttafuoco's wife has now officially released her own porn video. The new porn flick is called "Amy Fisher Is Sex." The video is now available for pre-order through DreamZone Entertainment. The video features Amy having sex with porn star men. The actors she performs with are Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, and Johnny Castle.


So this is the Long Island Lolita's second porno?  Who knew there was a first?  Hey douche, crawl back in your hole - your 2 minutes were up like 15 years ago.  Pay the fuck attention!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

Cops: Indy DUI suspect was watching porn in car 

A traffic stop this morning provided Indianapolis metropolitan police with a clue as to why a 53-year-old driver was swerving over the center line on South Meridian Street. Cops say he was drunk -- and watching a porno movie. Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department Officer Mike Leeper said in a report, he noticed the driver of 2004 Dodge Intrepid "drifting left of center" on northbound Meridian near Washington Street at 12:20 a.m. When the car turned west on Washington, Leeper decided to pull him over near Illinois Street. After the car pulled aside, the driver, Gregory Green, Indianapolis, accidentally put it in reverse and Leeper had to yell several times for him to put it in park, according to the report. The officer said when he approached Green's car a pornographic movie was playing on a portable DVD in the front of the car. A blood alcohol test revealed Green had a .17 percent blood alcohol content, more than twice the limit legally allowed for drivers in Indiana. Green was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated and operating a vehicle with a BAC over .15 percent. (From IndyStar.com 12/8/10)

At first I figured this must be Florida. But n-o-o, it's right there in the heartland of America. Anyway, I'm nominating this clown for "Dumbfuck of the Week" and it's only Thursday, and it's a big country, and we still have Florida. C'mon man, even a corn liquor-swillin'/backwoods cattle-farmin'/no account freakball should understand that the wood doesn't play when there's too much hooch in the way! Point 17? Could you even get the fuckin' zipper undone? Dumb. Fuck. Period. Must be a Colts fan.