Porno Weather Forecast In USA Today

What the fuck is this?  The graphic artists at USA Today must have some serious time on their hands.  I guess this is what happens when you have Adobe Illustrator open in one tab and YouJizz open in the other.  Or maybe this was just a self portrait?  Anyway, can't wait to see the forecast for Phuket Beach....

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