Friday, July 15, 2011

Dude Explains Why He Got A Huge Dirk Nowitzki Tattoo On His Ass


DALLAS - Derek Dilday is a really big Mavs fan. He recently got the above tattoo. Here he is talking about why:
The inspiration came from being a huge Dirk fan, obviously. Knowing how much Dirk wanted this championship and the struggles he has been through with this team for the past 13 years made me want this championship for him more than I've wanted any other sports championship. Once they got to the Finals, especially against the Miami Heat, I may have got a little too excited and posted on Facebook that I would get Dirk's face tatted on my ass if they won it all. I got quite a few comments back from friends, so I knew that if they did win it all I would kind of have to do it. When Dirk lifted the Larry O'Brien and the MVP trophy it was the greatest sports moment of my life. I sports-cried, called a high school friend that does tattoos and have been on a Dallas Mavericks championship high ever since. Now I realize that I will be sitting on a big German man's face for the rest of my life.

So Derek Dildo here is a big Dirk fan, huh?  Why do I have the suspicion that this is not the first "big German's face" that he's ever sat on?  If you have to do something, get a Mavs tattoo son and be done with it.  Not a man's face.  Not on your ass.  That's just wrong.  Pay attention!