How To Make A Hillbilly Punch You In The Face

Fuck you, Jack.  I'm siding with the redneck on this one.  You just can't be goin' up to old folks in their mall scooters and fart in their face.  This dude stood up for his wife just like any red-blooded American should.  And I don't care if the farts are real or not.  Take your fart-maker and fuck off.  You're lucky ol' Jasper wasn't packin' heat and busted a cap in your ass.  Pay attention Jack!