How To Make A Hillbilly Punch You In The Face

Fuck you, Jack.  I'm siding with the redneck on this one.  You just can't be goin' up to old folks in their mall scooters and fart in their face.  This dude stood up for his wife just like any red-blooded American should.  And I don't care if the farts are real or not.  Take your fart-maker and fuck off.  You're lucky ol' Jasper wasn't packin' heat and busted a cap in your ass.  Pay attention Jack!

Atlanta Cop Punches Chick Right In The Face!

I'm not gonna waste any time on whether this was justified or not. It clearly was. I've been taught since I was just a little Bahtendah that if someone punches you it's okay to hit back. End of story. Let's move on.

The only problem I have with what the cop did was that it was a weak-ass shot. Hey, you're probably only gonna get one, so make it count my man. They shoulda been pickin' up this chick's teeth off the floor! One shot - ya gotta go for the KO. Bring the hammer to the grill and stand over her for the 10-count. You've let me down big time. Where's the focus? Where's the hand-eye coordination? How 'bout a fake with the left and the money shot with the right? Let's get on point here, dude. Pay the fuck attention!

If You're Gonna Pick A Fight, Pick A Fight With These Guys

It must suck to get beaten up by a speedbag.  Are these the only two guys on planet earth that have never actually thrown a punch in anger?  Cuz I could stand my 6-year-old nephew on a stool and he'd rack up more points than these sissies.  They probably wanted to beat up the dude who posted this on YouTube and he must've looked at 'em like, "Are you serious?  You can't hit a target that isn't even moving!"  Get used to it, boys.  I don't see you gettin' your way on many things, like, for the rest of your lives.

Dude Takes A Punch To The Face From A Chick For Forty Bucks

Hey, forty bucks is forty bucks, right? Bring it on!

Dude Gets Knocked Out Cold By Friend (?)

Bob and weave my friend, bob and weave. You could tell this dude was aiming for behind the bag from the jump, right. He's got that little sly grin and gleam in his eye. I saw this comin' before it even started. The question is, why didn't our man holdin' the body bag see it? This shit was more predictable than a sunset. Come to think of, this WAS a sunset. Pay attention!

Be Careful What You Ask For

And please remember to put out that cigarette. Pay attention!

Gangsta?