Has The Best Catch Of The Year Already Happened In MLB?

Just a boss move by my early candidate for "Father Of The Year." Papa got mad skills y'all. I would be showin' my kids this clip every freakin' night at dinnertime for eternity, just to reinforce what a bad-ass the old man is. This puppy would be on a loop inside the front door of the house so that everyone from the pizza delivery clown to the most obnoxious relatives got a taste of what kinda stud they're dealin' with once they enter "La Casa de la Catch." This is some epic shit we're lookin' at here people. Protect the kid and flash the mitt at the same time? Gold Glove. Big time players make big time plays at big time moments. Sign him up!

Dad Uses Slick Reverse Psychology On Son

Enjoy it while it lasts, Dad. In a few years this little dude is gonna learn your tricks and be usin' 'em right back on ya. You'll be buyin' candy when you said no. Then you'll let him stay up a little later at night. Soon, he'll be borrowin' the car on Saturday nights while you're left home alone. And finally he'll be playin' video games on the couch all day, eatin' you out of house and home while you're workin' like a slave every day just to keep the fridge full. That's what I did. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Kid Gives Dad A Nutshot

Not the best or the worst nutshot I've ever seen, but entertaining nonetheless. I'm feelin' a little virtual stomach pain so if you think about it,  that just makes your day a little better because it ain't you. Schadenfreude, deal with it my Speakeasy friends.  Others feel pain, we feel better, that's just the way it goes.  Pay the fuck attention! 

Dad Shoots Self, Son Shoots Mom - WTF?

Mother Accidentally Shot by Son, Father also Injured

BAY MINETTE, Ala. - The Baldwin County Sheriff's Office said a small child accidentally shot his mother, after finding the gun near his injured father's side. Around 9:00 p.m. the BCSO was alerted of the shooting at 4621 old Carney Road in Bay Minette. When they arrived to the home they found Allen and Aleisha Jones injured by gunshot. The couples two small children were at the residence when the incident happened. Their daughter was upstairs asleep at the time of the incident. When questioned by authorities, Mr. Jones stated he had taken his Glock .40 handgun from the glove compartment of his truck. He was walking to the house when he tripped and fell, then accidentally shot himself in the leg just above the knee. Jones yelled to his wife for help. Aleisha was upstairs bathing their young son when she heard her husband's call for help. When she arrived on the screened porch, she tried to secure the gun but her son beat her to the gun. After attempting to take the gun from the child, a round was fired. Aleisha was hit in the left side of her neck. A neighbor heard the gunshots and cries for help and came to Aleisha's aid. Her Husband called 911. When authorities arrived, Allen and Aleisha were transported to USA in Mobile. Investigators say both individuals stories parallel each other. At last report, the Jones' were in stable condition. Injuries do not appear to be life threatening. There are no charges at this time.

Am I the only one not buying this? Why was the dude bringing his Glock into the house? My bet is that he was gonna go postal on the whole family or at least the wife. No safety on? Finger on the trigger? It says here Mr. Jones was up to no good. Pay attention! (And get the women and children out of the house!)

Father of the year? Future serial killers? Future father with kids taken into protective custody? Future children who will never speak to father again? Future children who track down father and sever his testicles? Future father who survives attack and drowns children in frozen lake? So many questions, so little time....

Dad Uses 2-Year Old To Bag Weed. Wait, What?

How Well Do You Know Your Neighbors?

There's just WAY too much goin' on here for my blogged-out tired eyes.  I mean, where to begin?  Is it bedtime?  Party time?  Bang the wifey time?  Rob the bank time?  Blow up a Burger King time?  Somebody tell me - what the fuck time is it? 

Whatever Happened To Patty-Cake?