Father of the year? Future serial killers? Future father with kids taken into protective custody? Future children who will never speak to father again? Future children who track down father and sever his testicles? Future father who survives attack and drowns children in frozen lake? So many questions, so little time....

How To Scare The Crap Out Of Your Roommate

Gotta love the reaction of our little hero. First thing he does is dive for the slippers. First thing I do is lock the freakin' door! Lock the door dude, they ALWAYS find you under the bed! Haven't you ever seen a horror movie? You hide under the bed and it's like a death sentence. Lock the door! Pay attention!

She's Gonna Hate This Guy

This is weird, right? Like isn't it kinda wrong to be scarin' a baby? Plus, the guy's only got one line. Hey dude, we got it after the third time you said it. Or, is this something you also tell the wifey all the time? Hmmm....