Young Seattle Fan Crushin' It To Michael Jackson

Righteous, dude. You'll be beatin' the ladies off with a stick any day now. Killa Thrilla!

Orioles Fan Busted For Falling Over The Wall At Camden Yards

You gotta be kiddin' me with this bullshit.  Are we at the point now where someone "trips" into an area where he shouldn't be and gets hauled off by the cops?  Can't anyone use their judgement anymore?  This isn't Jack The Ripper here folks.  He's just a regular dude who threw back a few pints and lost his balance.  Lost his balance.  This crap has to cease and desist immediately.  Pay attention!

Astros Fan Runs On Field, Pulls Off Great Escape

Peter Parkour has some mad skills, huh? This guy's probably still runnin', just cruisin' up and down all the skyscapers in Houston. If he's still on the lam, I have a suggestion for the Houston cops - look up!

Red Sox Fan Runs On Field - Gets Absolutely Decked By Security

I hope Bill Belichick was watchin'. If the Patriots had a few more dudes who could hit opposing QB's like this we'd have another undefeated season on our hands. And by the way, pretty poor peripheral vision on our dickered fan here, huh? Poor bastard never saw it comin'. Bottom line - draft the security guard, put the fan on waivers.

Cool Hockey Video To Get You Ready For Bruins - Canadiens

Stare Into The Face Of A Serial Killer

Dead serious. Get your camera off this guy before he rips your skin off and makes a pair of pants out of it. It probably started with killin' a few bugs. You know, pull the wings off a fly and watch it die a slow painful death. Then you move onto small household pets. Drop the turtles and the goldfish into boiling water and see how fast they can swim. Next up, you bury a cat up to its shoulders and run him over with the lawnmower. Finally, you move on to the human species. Lure them into your lair, dismember them and build a cage with their bones. Excitable boy, they all said. He's just an excitable boy. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Another Round, Bahtendah!

Coming right up, senor. It's always Happy Hour here at the Speakeasy!

This Is The Most Interesting Thing That Happened At The Pro Bowl

Bad-Ass Bear

How's your self-esteem? You were just OWNED by a mascot, dude and then he pulled out the Karate Kid move to completely emasculate you. Just total misery for Cavs fans right now....

C'mon, What Else Are Ya Gonna Do In Buffalo?

Packers Fan (or Luciano Pavarotti)

So this is what we're up against this weekend. I dunno, doesn't seem that scary....