Showing posts with label snow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snow. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Ol' Man River, He Jes' Keeps Rollin' Along...



Just a little snow jumping fail to make you feel better about yourself this morning. Seeing other people do stupid, painful, awkward things is better than a 5-Hour Energy shot in the morning. It makes you think "Hey, at least I'm not that dude." My job might suck, my boss might suck, my life might be in ruins, the dude in the cube next to me smells like ass combined with sweaty feet, but at least I didn't just jump into a freezing cold river and get get my junk frozen off. Schadenfreude. It's good for the soul. Now go get 'em, Tiger!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Avalanche!



Beautiful.  Just beautiful.  The explosion looks like a Pats game in December.  But you know what?  I'd take down the license plate of that 18-wheeler, drive directly into the guardrail and be drivin' a new Porsche Panamera in about 2 days.  Can you say "Lottery?"  Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.  Bang.  Pay attention!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

This Bullying Has To Stop!



Okay, so there's not really much bullying going on here. Wanna know why I posted this vid? It's the bikes! What's goin' here? Kids are riding bikes to school in the snow? Do they have snow tires? Are they studded or are they radials? Do they attach plows and clear their driveways with them? Do they salt the roads with them? Such an effort to go "green." Impressive. Al Gore - pay attention!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

A Couple Of Greg Louganis Wannabes



The only thing worse than the dive is that hideous laughter in the background....



The only thing better than the dive was the barrage of drinks that the crowd hurled at this jackass....

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Yup, Still Shoveling Out

Don't Forget To Shovel The Roof!



Dude walked into the store just in time, huh? Hope he bought a few lottery tickets. You must be living right, brah!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Must. Have. This. Now.


Let's go, people.  Start clickin' on some of the ads on this blog so I can go out and buy this thing.  I'll be the baddest ass in Boston, just rippin' up and down the Expressway and Storrow Drive, scarin' people and blowin' by 'em like Bode Miller on steroids.  Woo-Freakin'-Hoo!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Snow Plow Falls Through Roof. Wait, What?

WTF?



Hey you fuckin' idiots - don't just drive by - throw the kid a friggin' blanket or something! Pay attention!