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LasVegasSun

‘Tequila Party’ candidate to enter race for Las Vegas mayor
George Harris -- restaurateur, spirit producer and founder of Nevada's "Tequila Party" -- confirmed this evening he will run to replace Oscar Goodman as mayor of Las Vegas. Harris said he plans to file his candidate paperwork in the next day or two. The deadline is Friday. "The first Tequila Party candidate in America will be running for mayor of Las Vegas," Harris told the Sun. Harris, a former Republican organizer, was criticized late last year after he registered the name "Tequila Party of Nevada" with the secretary of state's office two days after the Sun broke the news that Hispanic leaders were debating whether to form an independent grass-roots political group by the same name. Critics accused him of trying to drum up support for his business ventures -- accusations that will certainly follow him if he indeed runs for mayor. Harris and his partner, Irma Aguirre, founded Alien Tequila Spirits Co., a small tequila producer. They also own a Mexican restaurant in Las Vegas.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about. Tequila Party! Fuck this Tea Party, Green Party, Red Party, Blue Party shit. Tequila Party! Body shots and legislation! Salt, lime and fuck the man! Rage on you radicals! Bang. Pay attention!

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APP.com
Burglar gives tequila back

MADISON, WIS. (AP) — Madison police are looking for a burglar who gave back a bottle of tequila after the homeowner hit him in the head. Madison police say a husband and wife, both 50, were sleeping when the women heard someone walking in their house at about 5:10 a.m. Friday Police spokesman Joel DeSpain tells The Capital Times she woke up her husband and he got a knife sharpener and yelled at the intruder. He says the man followed the burglar out of the house, grabbed him by the shoulder and hit him in the head with the sharpener. The burglar then handed over a bottle of tequila. Police say he did get away though with a cell phone.

You moron, you.  You gave back the wrong item!  You're not gonna be able to use that phone.  And in the hours while you wait for Madison's finest to throw your ass in the pokey you could've enjoyed the sweet nectar of the blue agave.  Hit up the local Cumby's, pilfer a glass, some salt and a lime and enjoy your time on the lam!  Bang.  Pay the fuck attention!

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Drinks Business Review

Hacienda La Capilla launches $3.5m tequila bottle

Hacienda La Capilla, a Mexican distiller, has launched a 1.3 liter tequila bottle called 'The Diamond Sterling' on 22 November 2010. The bottle is crafted by designer Fernando Altamirano. It boasts a value of around $3.5m.The distiller noted that this tequila bottle is made of a 2.3-kilogram layer of platinum and around 4,000 diamonds totaling 328 carats. Located in the state of Jalisco, Mexico, Hacienda La Capilla offers a range of tequila categories in terms of flavor, body and aroma....

WTF?  The 'Easy will never rape our good patrons with crap like this.  It's fucking Tequila!You want a shot?  $2.50.  Bang.