Lady Gaga Naked At The CDFA Fashion Awards

Wow, she is one fugly chick.  It's a good thing her music is so awesome.  Oh wait, that's right, her music SUCKS!  Can the fifteen minutes be over now?  Please?

Got Milk?

Helsinki Times
Finnish nipple-sucking doctor gets the sack
A doctor who sucked a young woman patient's nipple during a breast examination has been sacked, commercial broadcaster Channel Four Finland (Nelonen) reported Monday. Earlier this month the Supreme Court fined the man 4,800 euros. A district court had dismissed malpractice and sexual abuse charges, with the Rovaniemi appeals court upholding the lower court's ruling last year.


Supposedly the doctor's defense was that he was using some old mid-wives diagnostic test.  Nice try, doc.  Breaking news bulletin - you're not a mid-wife!  Bang.  Pay attention!