Monday, January 3, 2011
Leave Hef Alone!
Playboy mansion? More like a squalid prison: Former Playmates tell of 'grubby' world inside Hugh Hefner's empire
...The portrait of Hefner painted by Izabella St James is deeply unappealing. A pretty blonde law graduate, she was 26 when she met him in a Hollywood nightclub in 2002. Soon, he invited her to move in with him and seven other official ‘girlfriends.’ Hefner likes to have anywhere between three and 15 girlfriends at any one time. One of the group will be chosen to be Girlfriend No 1. She will share Hefner’s bedroom at all times, while the others are merely visitors. For Izabella, the Playboy Mansion was far from the glamorous pleasure palace she had imagined. ‘Each bedroom had mismatched, random pieces of furniture,’ she recalls in her autobiography Bunny Tales. ‘It was as if someone had gone to a charity shop and bought the basics for each room.Although we all did our best to decorate our rooms and make them homely, the mattresses on our beds were disgusting — old, worn and stained. The sheets were past their best, too.' But St James — with big university debts — was more interested in the weekly pocket money which Hefner paid all his girlfriends. ‘Every Friday morning we had to go to Hef’s room, wait while he picked up all the dog poo off the carpet — and then ask for our allowance: a thousand dollars counted out in crisp hundred-dollar bills from a safe in one of his bookcases,’ she says.
‘We all hated this process. Hef would always use the occasion to bring up anything he wasn’t happy about in the relationship. Most of the complaints were about the lack of harmony among the girlfriends — or your lack of sexual participation in the “parties” he held in his bedroom...‘I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not,’ she recalls. ‘But he just lay there like a dead fish.'
Sour grapes, sister. You got famous, you got boobs, you got your college paid for and this is how you pay back the man? So he's old and there's dog poop in the mansion - you knew what you were getting into. Stayed for awhile too, didn't ya?
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Bye-Bye Mangenius
Looks like Eric Mangini has coached his last game for the Cleveland Browns. There's an opening at UConn....
Tom Brady - MVP
Congratulations, Giselle. You married the NFL's MVP. Brady cemented his hold on the award yesterday and the Pats rolled into the playoffs as the odds-on favorite to win the Super Bowl. Two home playoff wins and it's time to book that hotel room in Dallas. Bring it on!!!
Saturday, January 1, 2011
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